3-Minute Management Course


3-Minute Management Course
Lesson 1
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her
shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a
towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.
Before she says a word, Bob says, ‘I’ll give you 800 to drop that
towel.’ After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and
stands naked in front of Bob.   
After a few seconds, Bob hands her 800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she
gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, ‘Who was that?’ ‘It was Bob
next door neighbor,’ she replies. ‘Great!’ the husband says, ‘did he
say anything about the 800 he owes me?’

Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to
credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a
to prevent avoidable exposure

Lesson 2
A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs,
her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After
controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

The nun said, ‘Father, remember Psalm 129?’ The priest removed his
But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun
once again said, ‘Father, remember Psalm 129?’ The priest apologised
‘Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.’ Arriving at the convent, the nun
went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129.
said, ‘Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.’

Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you
miss a great opportunity

Lesson 3
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to
lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie
out. The Genie says, ‘I’ll give each of you just one wish.’ ‘Me first!
Me first!’ says the admin clerk. ‘I want to be in the Bahamas ,
a speedboat, without a care in the world.’ Puff! She’s gone.

‘Me next! Me next!’ says the sales rep. ‘I want to be in Hawaii ,
relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of
Pina Coladas and the love of my life.’ Puff! He’s gone.

‘OK, you’re up,’ the Genie says to the manager. The manager says,

‘I want those two back in the office after lunch.’

Moral of the story: Always let your
boss have the first say

Lesson 4
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit
saw the eagle and asked him, ‘Can I also sit like you and do nothing?’
The eagle answered: ‘Sure, why not.’ So, the rabbit sat on the ground
below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on
the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be
very, very high up

Lesson 5
A turkey was chatting with a bull. ‘I would love to be able to get to
the top of that tree,’ sighed the turkey, ‘but haven’t got the
‘Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?’ replied the
They’re packed with nutrients.’

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him
enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day,
after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the
of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of
the tree.

Moral of the story: Bull**** might get you to the top, but it won’t
Keep you there

Lesson 6
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird
froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying
there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.

As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to
realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay
there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate…
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow
dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Moral of the story:
(1) Not everyone who ****’s on you is your enemy
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of **** is your  friend
(3) And when you’re in deep ****, it’s best to keep  your mouth shut!

This ends the 3-minute management course

About edeltwong

Edel enjoy good food and good laughs with friends & family. She likes bright colors and RED is her favorite. She is vain and thinks that she is an artificial beauty. She needs more friends and parties !

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